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BLAHBLAHBLAH ANOTHER RIPOFF GROUP BLAHBLAH

KNU23.  Keep Natural Under. 16 gravure idols, schoolgirl theme, live performances, BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH. PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE, BECAUSE IF YOUR NAME SOUNDS LIKE AKB48, MAYBE MONEY WILL STICK TO YOU TOO. and while we’re at it, let’s just plug KISS&KISS in as well.  i knew about them before but didn’t …

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SUPER DUPER ENPOU!

the official blog finally revealed details about a new section of the akb48 theater seats; the section for overseas fans(SUPER ENPOU).  great news, but we were wary about where in the theater the seats would be. well it looks like we had nothing to be worried about at all, as …

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i'm not going to be surprised anymore.

SKL39, ENK48, AKBN 0, and now? VKB428, self-proclaimed hottest new thing in town.  i mean the name…doesn’t it just sound popular?? standing for Visual Kei Boys, not only do they do the three consonants followed by a number, but each consonant stands for a team as well.  seven members for …

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i know what you're thinking.

you’re thinking, “man, i have no idea what to get my friend for christmas.” well get ready to thank me, cause i have the answer to all your holiday shopping problems. i present to you: DONJARA: AKB48 EDITION! it’s like mahjong, but instead of pesky, hard-to-remember chinese characters and abstract …

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COME ON NOW.

AKBN 0, girls you can date?!  yes it exists.  AKBN standing for AKaBaNe. apparently ranging from ages 13-27.  fucked-up, creepy, and shameless all at the same time! everything about this is a travesty.  the parents who consented their daughters, the girls themselves for being so desperate, and AKBN 0 in …

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Krazy Team K

i was looking through my old archives of random AKB material and this little gem popped up;  i thought i should share it with you all. sayaka and oshima shenanigans are second to none.

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LET'S CHART THIS SHIT, PART TWO

day three sales for Heavy Rotation: 36,469 bringing up the total sales to 445,395. probably won’t continue updating sales numbers like this until the 1st week of sales is over, unless something awesome happens, like passing the .5 million mark, which is a possibility. still, don’t like to count my …

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LET'S CHART THIS SHIT.

let’s get down to it.  the nitty gritty. now i’m not someone who constantly compares new singles to old ones, but seeing how AKB is seemingly at the height of their popularity, there have been murmurs of anticipation to find out if Heavy Rotation would beat their last popular single, …

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