Volume 6 of “2chan Says the Darndest Things”!
Things that happen when members go to the beach
Mayu watches Takarazuka DVDs because she doesn’t want to swim.
Kitahara, Amina, Myao eat everything on the menu at the beach restaurant.
Nito fishes using bugs.
Harugon runs around.
Takamina refuses to swim with other members.
Kasai is absent.
Kuramochi stares at the muscles on the lifeguard.
Oya somehow became a lifeguard.
Komori floats around like a jellyfish.
Toagasaki wears a speedo.
Kayatama Haruka wearing a seashell bikini.
Watanabe Miyuki while wearing a bathing suit fishes more than just fish.
Yuko and other adult members start drinking.
Harugon pees in the water.
At the beach restraunt
Mayu: What are you guys having?
Myao: I’ll have what you’re having.
Mayu: Two curry rice, please.
Myao: I’ll have two curry rice as well.
Kinoshita Momoka at a beach store: Give me pantsu!!
Nakaya Sayaka washes her hair with shampoo in the water.
Takamina: Mii-chan, I have the same bottoms you’re wearing.
Minegishi: This is yours.
A member updates their google+ of the changing room and catch Ishida Haruka wearing grey panties.
tgsk: These girls are so well-developed, I can’t get out of the water.
Kitahara pretends to drown so she can get mouth to mouth from the lifeguard.
Harugon digs a pitfall and tries to lure someone into it but falls in herself. Kikuchi goes to help but falls as well. Komori suffers the same fate.
Phrases that members say that are not convincing
Kasai: Don’t be late!
Akimoto Yasushi: Votes equal love.
Togasaki: We will reveal details this month!
Sato Amina: My diet is going well.
Ono Erena: I’m graduating to study abroad!
Takamina: I have a funny story to tell you. It’s really funny.
Mayu: Anime otakus are gross.
Akimoto Sayaka: Do not do anything that could be misunderstood!
Katayama Haruka: I don’t want to go to Disney because I’ll be noticed.
Rena+Jurina: We’re AKB48.
Lemon: Fresh lemon ni naritaino~
Senbatsu members: We perform everyday at the AKB theater in Akihabara.
If AKB48 members ran a ramen shop
Komori spills the delivery order and comes back to the shop crying.
Customer: I dropped my cup and broke it.
Yokoyama: Please apologize.
A naruto is Takamina’s face.
Takamina: How was that soy sauce ramen!?
Itano’s ramen shop is super unpopular.
At the register:
Customer: Can you split the bill?
Kojima: That sounds like a lot of work. 1,000 yen per person is fine.
Oya Shizuka is in charge of delivery.
If your oshimen’s picture is at the bottom of your bowl, the ramen is free.
Itano is whispering, “Dear J” into the ramen pot.
Maeda Atsuko’s breakfast menu comes with a lot of food.
Kashiwagi only knows how to make cup ramen.
A ramen shop opens up nearby named, “Nogizaka” and serves similar ramen. The owner is the same person.
Team S Ramen: Gekikara ramen
Team KII: Chicken broth ramen
Team E: Kin-chan Noodle
Kikuchi can’t find a chair.
Kashiwagi winks at you when she puts your order on the table.