2chan Says the Darndest Things Vol. 6

Volume 6 of “2chan Says the Darndest Things”!

Things that happen when members go to the beach

Mayu watches Takarazuka DVDs because she doesn’t want to swim.

Kitahara, Amina, Myao eat everything on the menu at the beach restaurant.

Nito fishes using bugs.

Harugon runs around.

Takamina refuses to swim with other members.

Kasai is absent.

Kuramochi stares at the muscles on the lifeguard.

Oya somehow became a lifeguard.

Komori floats around like a jellyfish.

Toagasaki wears a speedo.

Kayatama Haruka wearing a seashell bikini.

Watanabe Miyuki while wearing a bathing suit fishes more than just fish.

Yuko and other adult members start drinking.

Harugon pees in the water.

At the beach restraunt
Mayu: What are you guys having?
Myao: I’ll have what you’re having.
Mayu: Two curry rice, please.
Myao: I’ll have two curry rice as well.
Mayu: …

Kinoshita Momoka at a beach store: Give me pantsu!!

Nakaya Sayaka washes her hair with shampoo in the water.

Takamina: Mii-chan, I have the same bottoms you’re wearing.
Minegishi: This is yours.
Takamina: …

A member updates their google+ of the changing room and catch Ishida Haruka wearing grey panties.

tgsk: These girls are so well-developed, I can’t get out of the water.

Kitahara pretends to drown so she can get mouth to mouth from the lifeguard.

Harugon digs a pitfall and tries to lure someone into it but falls in herself. Kikuchi goes to help but falls as well. Komori suffers the same fate.

 Phrases that members say that are not convincing

Kasai: Don’t be late!

Akimoto Yasushi: Votes equal love.

Togasaki: We will reveal details this month!

Sato Amina: My diet is going well.

Ono Erena: I’m graduating to study abroad!

Takamina: I have a funny story to tell you. It’s really funny.

Mayu: Anime otakus are gross.

Akimoto Sayaka: Do not do anything that could be misunderstood!

Katayama Haruka: I don’t want to go to Disney because I’ll be noticed.

Rena+Jurina: We’re AKB48.

Lemon: Fresh lemon ni naritaino~

Senbatsu members: We perform everyday at the AKB theater in Akihabara.

If AKB48 members ran a ramen shop

Komori spills the delivery order and comes back to the shop crying.

Customer: I dropped my cup and broke it.
Yokoyama: Please apologize.

A naruto is Takamina’s face.

Takamina: How was that soy sauce ramen!?

Itano’s ramen shop is super unpopular.

At the register:
Customer: Can you split the bill?
Kojima: That sounds like a lot of work. 1,000 yen per person is fine.

Oya Shizuka is in charge of delivery.

If your oshimen’s picture is at the bottom of your bowl, the ramen is free.

Itano is whispering, “Dear J” into the ramen pot.

Maeda Atsuko’s breakfast menu comes with a lot of food.

Kashiwagi only knows how to make cup ramen.

A ramen shop opens up nearby named, “Nogizaka” and serves similar ramen. The owner is the same person.

Team S Ramen: Gekikara ramen
Team KII: Chicken broth ramen
Team E: Kin-chan Noodle

 Kikuchi can’t find a chair.

Kashiwagi winks at you when she puts your order on the table.

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9 comments

  1. Mayu: What are you guys having?
    Myao: I’ll have what you’re having.
    Mayu: Two curry rice, please.
    Myao: I’ll have two curry rice as well.
    Mayu: …

    FYEAH MYAO.

  2. “Nakaya Sayaka washes her hair with shampoo in the water.”

    lolwut? Don’t get it

    “Ono Erena: I’m graduating to study abroad!” “Akimoto Sayaka: Do not do anything that could be misunderstood!”

    2chan says some fucked up shit. I LOVE IT. XD

    “Mayu: What are you guys having?
    Myao: I’ll have what you’re having.
    Mayu: Two curry rice, please.
    Myao: I’ll have two curry rice as well.
    Mayu: …”

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

    “Customer: I dropped my cup and broke it.
    Yokoyama: Please apologize.”

    DAT YUI

    “Itano’s ramen shop is super unpopular.”

    :(

    “At the register:
    Customer: Can you split the bill?
    Kojima: That sounds like a lot of work. 1,000 yen per person is fine.”

    HAHA

    Great stuff, Anthony!

    • I didn’t get the washing hair in the water thing either. Although, I notice it’s after Harugon pees in the water. I hope those two things aren’t related. . .

      • 2chan seems to think that Harugon is only good for doing things that young children would do. There’s an urban legend that Nakaya Sayaka grew up poor or cheap. 2chan is ruthless.

  3. Kikuchi can’t find a chair.- is this referring to her janken video, where she had to kneel to eat because she can’t find a chair?

  4. myao would probably end up eating mayu’s extra curry

  5. Watanabe Miyuki is like the urataros of the whole 48 family.

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