Volume 16 of 2chan Says the Darndest Things!
If AKB Members Went to A Pool
Yukirin is not invited
Kojima-san flows forever in the lazy river
Akimoto Sayaka wears competition swimwear by SPEEDO
Minegishi grabs Yamamoto’s chest
Noro is wearing a bathing suit
Mayu gets her bangs wet by children splashing water at her and then gets pissed off
Akimoto and Yuko reenact a scene from the Lion King on the diving board
Ex-Harugon pretends to be dead in the water
Takamina places a mysterious box with a hole in it in the changing room
Oya Masana and Sashihara Rino only swim in the kids pool
Oya Shizuka is working part-time as a life saver
Akimoto shows off her abs
What If SKE Members Were In A Class Together
Yagami and Kizaki don’t do their homework so they copy Hata’s, word for word
Kuwabara Mizuki and Matsui Jurina are really loud
Rena is by herself but Furukawa is staring at her from a distance
Oya Masana and Hara Minami eat their lunch before lunch time
Ishida Anna and Akaeda Ririna have fun cutting up pieces of erasers and throwing it at the teacher’s head
Jurina is part of two classes
Ogino Risa is more popular than boys in the school
Yuria: You’re such an idiot!
Kumi: Yeah, you too!
Mukaida and Goto are mistaken for twins
Matsui Rena shows up to school in a Hummer
Hata Sawako reads Dostoyevsky novels while Furukawa Airi reads thin books with 2-D characters on the front
Something With As Much Pressure As An AKB Election
The pain in your stomach when there is no bathroom
Takahashi Juri: When I walk around the city with a brand name bag
Receiving a pass in a soccer match
Starting a thread on 2ch and then checking it a day later
Cutting a watermelon in half for the first time
When you’re about to lose to your girlfriend at bowling
Yokoyama Yui Instruction Manual
She will suddenly stand in an awkward stance. Do not be alarmed. You will get used to it.
She will be really energetic at night but that is not an issue with the product.
She will have trouble breathing when she is extremely excited. If that happens, please call Mr. Tokumitsu.
If you feed her too much, she will grow in size so please be careful.
She is from Kansai but doesn’t take jokes.
Her idea of comedy is different so if you think she is trying to make a joke, laugh with her gently with a warm smile.
Do not leave her in a room only with Nagao Mariya and Yamauchi Suzuran. She may go berserk from time to time.
When her emotions reach a high level, she will start to shake. That is a feature of the product and not a defect.
If you input the wrong information, she will persistently ask for an apology.
When she is excited, she will send a lot of text messages. That is a feature of the product and not a stalker.
When she is irritated, it is recommended that you play songs by “CHEMISTRY”.
She will wear questionable clothing from time to time but that is a feature of the product and not a defect.
If Kuramochi Asuka tries to eat her ears, she will be clearly upset. Do not let Kuramochi anywhere near her.
Do not feed her after midnight.